Lessons Learned at the Ballpark

For the first installment of "Lessons Learned at the Ballpark" I have two lessons.

1) If you want to make sure the soda you drink (or in this case, the pop you drink) isn't flat, you have to find a soda machine that has ice in the container at the front. If there isn't ice in that container, the soda will be flat. If there is ice in the container, your soda will not be flat. Very simple.

2) The proper method for hanging outfield signs is as follows. Have one person holding the sign up at each corner at the top and two people in the middle holding the sign up. Start at one of the corners and work your way across the top. Then, screw in the sides. Finally, screw in the bottom. This method will minimize wrinkles and it will go quickly.

This has been "Lessons Learned at the Ballpark."